Look what you can buy!

[Edit: So, okay, it turns out that you can't link to what I wanted to link to because two of the things in the link are actually DA code for smileys.

...

Jesus fucking Christ.]

I seriously had to restrain myself from actually buying those things in neon pink, which is sad. Because, well, they're just about the ugliest thing you could put on your face, and even on sale, a complete waste of money. But on the other hand, OMG, just like Craig!

I really wish I had something meaningful to write about.