That's why you don't post stories on DA

ALL HAIL FF.NET.

FF.net isn't perfect. I like it better than DA, but they don't allow dollar signs ... or, for some reason, writing "FF.net."

No kidding. It should not take half an hour to italicize a few words. D:

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Kyle: And Cartman for being fat... and Cartman for being stupid... and Cartman for having a whore for a mom... and Cartman for being a sadistic asshole...
Cartman: Ey, you did me already!

Half an hour I would grin and bear. Did you actually do it? I've only read your stuff on FF.net so far, and I'm really beginning to love their italics preservation, seriously.

_{Ooh, look. Now the replies aren't working. Thanks, DA.}

Ah, yeah, I did it, but only because the story would've been impossible to understand otherwise. If you'd gone through and re-formatted everything... oh gosh, it probably would've taken you hours, considering your story's five times the length of mine.

All hail FFn. At one point I forgot, like, a < /i> tag... not fun to fix.

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Kyle: And Cartman for being fat... and Cartman for being stupid... and Cartman for having a whore for a mom... and Cartman for being a sadistic asshole...
Cartman: Ey, you did me already!

You seriously could have put a lot of "FLASH BACK STAN'S POV" shit in there. I hear that's what classy authors do.

No, no, that's what conformists do. Classy authors have those little page break things:
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

or even more sophisticated:
69696969696969696969696

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Kyle: And Cartman for being fat... and Cartman for being stupid... and Cartman for having a whore for a mom... and Cartman for being a sadistic asshole...
Cartman: Ey, you did me already!

It eats your SOUL.

Aren't you supposed to be away right now?