I nearly dropped a can of soda in my lap out of excitement!! True story. Phew.

I'm reading now, so...like, a year from now you'll finally get one of my super-delayed reviews. Word!

Oh man, by now all of your illusions have probably been shattered. But you know I can wait.

Kind of.

What kind of soda was it?

It was amaaazering! I think I said this in my review, but I seriously wonder if I'm reading into it far enough. I get the distinct impression that I'm missing something major that's right in front of my face. Forgive me, if that's the case? I'm extremely dense when it comes to picking up on foreshadowing.

Oh, it was diet Coke! And it's still sitting by my bed, because I only drink like two sips a day. Rationing, you know!

I still have to reply to your review, which, oh my god. Thank you for being the best reviewer ever.

NOW SERIOUSLY POST MORE LEX TALIONIS NOW NOW NOW

Rationing is for pussies. I have had like five diet Cokes today. I'm drinking one right now. Maybe I have a problem.

Eek, I love your responses! I just got it! Now I've got to respond to your response as well as your AMAZING review--though really, I've neglected a lot of them already, sorry about that! Pardon me, you hold the "best reviewer ever" title. Thanks.

Honestly, I'm so...not sure how to reply to your reviews. Because I'm torn between being all vague and sly or just fucking blabbing everything. Until I figure that out, thank you so much for your support! Your feedback sets the bar so high; I always feel like such a failfag when I review your work. I'm just not as observant or eloquent. Clearly. Grawr.

Man, diet Coke just has that power. I just needed to cut down on my soda intake because my teeth were getting stained, but now that I'm on the CREST WHITESTRIP CHALLENGE, I'm back on my usual three-a-day kick! (Also am more emotionally stable. CORRELATION? I think so!!)

It's going to have to be a mutual best reviewer title.

Hahaha -- failfag. No way. A couple days ago I got a review on a story in another fandom that just said, "XD." I mean really, come on.

Oh, PS, apparently you can't reply to a comment in a journal entry that was deleted. I JUST DISCOVERED THIS.